I... 'Found' this. Somewhere.

>_>

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From now on, you can't tell lies, are you ready?
Sure.

What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
I’d stab myself repeatedly in the eyes.

Whose the last person you where in a car with, besides family?
My friend and his dad, last night. WE WERE OUT SCOUTING FOR WHORES.

Think back eight months ago, were you single?
... Seriously?

What do you carry with you at all times?
Considering I only leave the house to go to college, I carry: phone (read: clock), bag full of shit, my scrotum.

When you say you don't care, do you mean it?
Usually.

How are you feeling?
Mostly tired, and a little bit frustrated.

If you look straight ahead past your computer screen, what do you see?
Bookcase with all my manga, anime DVDs and a few games.

Kissed someone in the past twenty-four hours?
No.

Are you mad at someone?
Not currently.

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
As late as I can.

What's on your mind?
All this fucking homework...

What were you doing right before you logged into DeviantArt?
Waking up. >_>

Are you jealous of someone right now?
No.

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
A GIANT PENIS. And some breadsticks.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Feelings?

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
That homework. >_>

Can you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?
Why do I need to risk my life? It’s easier to just eliminate the threat. Then everyone wins.

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
No. Why would they?

Anything you would change about your life right now?
That I was smart.

Would you ever give your number out to a stranger?
No.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
Probably.

When someone says "we need to talk", what do you think?
Nothing; I just try not to fall asleep.

Does the last person you texted mean anything to you?
A friend.

Could you handle a long distance relationship?
Handle a long distance what?

Could you cry right now?
No.

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
I usually hold back from saying anything.

Are you okay with the life you live?
Eh.

Last person you told a secret to?
No one.

Do you like hugs and kisses?
Not especially.

Do you like to take walks?
I would, but there isn’t really anywhere to go around here.

Can you recall the last person you liked a lot?
Wer?.

Is there a meaning behind your Myspace song?
... Fuck off. No one gives a shit about Myrape.

Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Vic Mignogna.

What would you name your future son?
Number Two-Zero-Six-dash-A.

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mother, most likely.

Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put your hood up?
If God takes a massive piss on the way to college, then I’ll pull my hood up. Otherwise, I don’t bother.

When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard? Why?
Yesterday there was some laughing going on. Whores, and leaping off of a very high building, and then bouncing 50 feet into the air, is quite hilarious.

Could you go a day without eating?
I have.

What are you sitting on right now?
A throne made from the bones of golden retriever puppies.


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More. Whoo!.

Name Questions
First Name: Adam
Middle Name(s): I forget.
Last Name: It begins with... Something.
What does your best friend call you? Ad, Adam
What does your mom call you? Ad, Adam.
What does your dad call you? Who the shit cares?
What do your grandparents call you? Adam.
What does you boyfriend/girlfriend call you? A wer?.
Any other nicknames you care to share? Not especially.


Lifetime Questions
What's your date of birth? 3rd May, 1992.
What time was it when you were born? 5:22 PM. Eight minutes before DBZ started.
Where were you born? A HOSPITAL LOL.
Who was there when you were born? MY MOTHER LOLOLOLOLOL.
What was your first word? “ Get the fuck away from me before I bite your eyes out. “
When did you learn to walk? When I was a child?

Home, Sweet, Home
Where did you live when you were born? A house.
Who did you live with? Mother.
How many times have you moved? 11 or 12 times, I believe.
Name all the cities/towns you've lived in. Here and there.
Name all the people you've lived with. My mother, blubbershit.
Do you like where you currently live? No. S’close to college, though.
Where's your favorite place that you've lived? Where I lived about a decade ago.
Are you planning to move soon? Mother is. And she’s planning to do so right when I’ll be preparing for my end of year exams. Genius. >_>
If so, to where? Not here.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? Japan or Sweden. Because.
When you "grow-up" where do you want to live? The Ninth Circle of Hell.


High School
What school did you go to? A shitty one.
Who were some of your favorite teachers? ... Oxymoron much?.
What were/are some of your favorite classes? Biology, Chemistry.
Who were some of your friends? Dan, Steve and Chris, I guess.
What activities did you particpate in? Nothing legal.
Did you enjoy High School? ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


College/Post-Secondary
Did you/do you plan to attend college? I am now.
If so, where did/do/will you attend? The one about ten minutes away.
...What was/is/will be your major? My wut?
...Do you have a special reason or do you just enjoy it? I don’t want to get a job right now, and I’m not allowed to sit around the house all day.


Romance Questions
Currently/
Single or Taken: What does it matter?
If taken, by whom? Tuberculosis.
...is it serious? I’m recovering.
...who asked who? Mycobacterium tuberculosis just decided to say hi one day.
...will it be forever or is it just temporary? It’ll be gone soon, but affect me forever.
If single, do you like someone? Haha.
...do they like you? I’m not a great comedian, you see.
...who is this mystery person anyway? REVERAND GREEN WITH THE LEAD PIPE IN THE BILLIARD ROOM?!!?
...do you enjoy being single? Singularities are fun.


Your Past.
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you have? I’ve stomped on many faces.
Who were they? Too many to remember.
How many people have you kissed? I think I’ve shot even more.
How old were you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend? A bullet directly into the brain is the most effective way to do it.
How old were for your first kiss? But if you want to be a massively sadistic bastard, shooting them in the arms and legs is great fun.
Did your parents have rules about when you could start dating? Just be careful not to hit any arteries, because then they’ll bleed out really quickly.
If so, what were they? So, to avoid that, a basic understanding of the human body is a must for any budding sadist.


Your Future.
Do you want to get married? Another way to kill things in fun ways is by using bladed items.
If so, when? Hacking through a neck, or slicing open a chest, is so rewarding.
...where? As is impaling someone through the chest, and attaching them to a wall of something.
...to whom? If you just want to be really messy, go for explosives.
Do you want children? A small amount of C4 at the back of some asshole’s thigh provides huge laughs.
If so, when? Repeat on any other limbs you feel like.
...how many? Acid in the eyes is another way to cause pain, but make sure it’s strong stuff.
...with whom? No matter what you do, bring along some firearms, in case the police get nosy.


Your Friends
How many deviantART friends do you have? Wut?
Do you actually know and talk to all of them? No.
How many close friends do you have? Three. Four, maybe.
Who was your first friend? I... Don’t remember. First friend I remember is Liam.
Who's your newest friend? Alex, I’d guess.
Do you make friends easily? No.
Are you a good friend? I doubt it.
What do you like to do with your friends? Gaming, talking about massively random shit, etc.
How did you meet most of your friends? Found ‘em.


Your Best Friend
Name: Satan.
Age: Too old.
When did you meet? Sometime around the 4th Century, BC.
Why are you friends? Got bored one day, spoke to a guy while on a walk, and, the rest is history.
Why is this person your best friend? He’s a really easy-going guy, a laugh, and we have similar interests.
Is he/she single or taken? I dunno.
If he/she is taken, do you like his/her significant other? How would I know?
...did they ask you if you approved before they started dating this person? I’d like to think he would sometimes.

Your Family
What's your mom's name? Angela.
How old is she? 42. >_>
Where is she right now? I think she’s talking to somebody downstairs.
Do you get along? I like to think we do.
What's your dad's name? Andrew.
How old is he? 46, or something, I think.
Where is he right now? I don’t give a shit. Climbing under a bus, hopefully.
Do you get along? <_<
How many of your grandparents have you had the chance to meet? 3.
How many are still alive today? 3.
Do you see them often? I see my maternal side often-ish. I don’t see my paternal grandmother that much.
Do you get along with them? I guess.
How many of your great grandparents have you had the chance to meet? None.
How many are still alive today? None.
Do you see them often? No.
Do you get along with them? I’ve never known them, so, I doubt it.
How many aunts and uncles do you have? 6.
How many first cousins (your mom and dad's siblings' children) do you have? 7, I think.
How many second cousins (your mom and dad's first cousins) do you have? Don’t know.
How many other cousins do you have? Again, don’t know.
Do you get along with most of your cousins? Eh. Used to get along with the eldest two on my mother’s side fairly well.
Are you older or younger than most of them? Third eldest out of my maternal side. My two paternal cousins are both older than all of my maternal side. So, fifth oldest overall.
Who's your favorite cousin? I don’t have one.
Who's your least favorite? Again, I don’t have one.
Do you have siblings? Unfortunately, yes.
If so, how many? 1.
...what are their names? ‘ig’, ‘Blubbershit’, ‘OH GOD, MAN THE HARPOONS’. Take your pick.
...how old are they? Uh... 11, I think.
...do you get along with them? I’d get alone better with the police after I just shot the Pope than I do with that.


Lasts
Who was the last person you saw? My mother?.
Who was the last person you talk to on AIM or Yahoo or MSN, etc.? O’Ninja.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? I... Think it was my mother.
Who was the last person you had a text conversation with? Alex?
What was the last thing you drank? Dr. Pepper.
...ate? Pickled Onion Monster Munch
What was the last thing you watched on the TV? Mock The Week, I think.
...did you enjoy it? Yeah, It wasn’t too bad.
Whose was the last funeral you attended? Haven’t attended one.
...did you cry? So, no.


Locations
Where are you currently? My room.
Where was the last place you went (in the building)? Kitchen. Thought about breakfast, then decided against it.
Where was the last place you went (outside the building)? Friend’s house.
Are there any lights on in the room you're in? Yeah. That massively bright one that I can’t seem to turn off.
If so, which ones? The very bright and hot one.
Is there anyone else in the room with you? No. Well, not another person, anyway.
If so, who? >_>


Today
What's the date? 30th October.
What day of the week is it? Friday.
When did you wake up? 10 AM, when my alarm went off. Then I fell asleep again for another hour.
...why? My alarm went off, that’s why.
When did you get out of bed? A few minutes after I woke up again.
...why? Because I felt like it.
How many meals have you had today? No real meals, just bits of food and shit.
...where did you eat them? Here.
...who were you with? MEEEEEEEEEE.
How many people have you spoken to in person today? One.
...who? Mother.
How many people have you spoken to on the phone today? None.
How many people have you texted today? None.
...who? No one.
How many people have texted you today? No one.
...who? ...
How many people have you IM'd/have IM'd you today? One.
...who? O’Stalin, but I didn’t get a reply. D :
Has today been a good day so far? I haven’t really eaten, I’m tired, and have shitloads of homework to do, but I can’t think at all. Guess.


Tomorrow
What are your plans? Continue doing this shitting homework.
What time do you plan to get up? Earlier than 11 AM.
Do you plan to eat breakfast? Doubt it.
If so, where and with whom? Myself, in here.
Who is the first person you will see? I dunno.
Who is the first person you'll have a whole conversation with? Myself.
Where will you be when you wake up? In my bed?
Who will be with you? >_>


Favorites
Color(s): Red, blue, black.
Number: ∞
Food(s): Flamin’ Hot Monster Munch.
Drink(s): Orange Tango, Dr. Pepper.
Actor(s): Jim Carrey, John Cleese, Leslie Nielsen.
Actress(es): None.
Movie(s): Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.
TV Show(s): Mock The Week, MythBusters, QI, Scrubs, Top Gear.
Book(s): Northern Lights, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass.
Magazine(s): Games Master, Official Xbox Magazine.
Author(s): Philip Pullman.
Animal(s): Dogs, tigers.
Type(s) of Music: Rock, metal, and some of their sub-genres.
Band(s): Disturbed, Dope, Dream Theater, Godsmack, Judas Priest, Linkin park, Megadeth, Mudvayne, Slipknot, System of a Down.
Singer(s): Don’t do that shit.
CD(s): Megadeth’s Peace Sells... But Who’s Buying? Album, and Mudvayne’s L.D. 50 album
Song(s): Too many.
Board Game(s): If chess counts, that. Trivial Pursuit is quite fun.
Card Game(s): Gin Rummy.
Misc. Game(s): Video games should be in here, so, those. For specific games, it’s too long a list.
Season: Winter.
Month: December.
Holiday(s): Christmas, my birthday (IT WILL BE AN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY SOME DAY).
Day of the week: Saturday.


Currently
What time is it? 3:31 PM.
Where are you? My room.
Anyone else there? No.
If so, who? No one...
Look to your right, what's there? Wardrobe-thing.
Look to your left, what's there? My desk, with my TV and consoles on it.
Look behind you, what's there? A large window.
Look over the computer screen, what's there? That bookcase.
Is there something you should be doing? Homework...
Who do you miss/want to be with? No one.
Where do you want to be? Anywhere fun.
Are you thirsty/hungry? Bit hungry.
Are you eating or drinking anything? Not anymore.
If so, what? Nothing.
What are you wearing? Grey pyjama shirt, blue pyjama shorts.
Are you tired? A bit.
...what about bored? Yes.